Hazbin Hotel is an American adult animated musical comedy streaming television series created by Vivienne “VivziePop” Medrano. The series revolves around Charlie Morningstar, crown princess of Hell, on her quest to find a way for sinners to be “rehabilitated” and allowed into Heaven, via her “Hazbin Hotel”, as an alternative to Heaven’s annuaI “Extermination” of wayward souls due to Hell’s overpopulation. The series is produced by independent entertainment company A24 and animation studio Bento Box Entertainment, in collaboration with Amazon Studios. Here is a collection of Alastor quotes from Hazbin Hotel animated series.
“Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here… I would’ve done so already… No! I’m here because I want to help!”
– Alastor
“I’m here because I want to help.”
– Alastor
“This ridiculous thing you’re trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it.”
– Alastor
“I lacked inspiration for decades, my work became Montaigne, lacking focus. Aimless! I have come to crave a new form of entertainment.”
– Alastor
“It’s a purest game my dear, reality, true passion! Afterall the world is a stage and a stage is a world of entertainment.”
– Alastor
“My dear, sweet princess of Hell. It’s not often I receive such a pleasure.”
-Alastor
“Don’t worry, dear. Alastor always gets what he wants.”
-Alastor
“I am no demon, I am Alastor.”
– Alastor
“Well, I’m starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I’m on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set!”
– Alastor
“You have a dream! You wish to tell! And it’s just laughable But, hey, kid, what the hell? Cause you’re one-of-a-kind! A charming demon belle! Now, let’s give these burning fools a place to dwell! Take it, boys!”
– Alastor
“Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!”
– Alastor
“My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that’s okay!”
– Alastor
“Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment! With your charming smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don’t worry my friend, I can make this more welcoming! …If you wish.”
– Alastor
“Well, this just won’t do! I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up.”
– Alastor
“Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom!”
– Alastor
“Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself! I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment! Only to repeatedly trip, and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure.”
– Alastor
“Smile, my dear! You know, you’re never fully dressed without one!”
– Alastor
“Here you go, you filthy scavengers, enjoy!”
– Alastor
“Obnoxious…pompous…piece of shit…television.”
– Alastor
“Thanks for another forgettable experience!”
– Alastor
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