Family Guy is an American animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The show centers around the Griffins, a dysfunctional family consisting of parents Peter and Lois, their children, Meg, Chris, and Stewie, and their anthropomorphic pet dog, Brian. Set in the fictional city of Quahog, Rhode Island, the show exhibits much of its humor in the form of metafictional cutaway gags that often lampoon American culture.
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Family Guy Quotes
“Victory is mine!”
– Stewie Griffin
“Freakin’ sweet!”
– Peter Griffin
“Giggity giggity goo!”
-Glenn Quagmire
“Oh no, I’m out of shape. I look terrible. I need to start jogging.”
– Peter Griffin
“You know, I had a lot of time to think while you were wiping. There’s a lot of things I can do with my life.”
– Stewie Griffin
“Freakin’ FCC!”
-Peter Griffin
“I do declare, I am queen!”
-Stewie Griffin
“You can’t spell ‘America’ without ‘Erica.'”
-Lois Griffin
“Oh my God, who the hell cares?”
– Peter Griffin
“Screw you guys, I’m going home.”
– Stewie Griffin
“Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.”
– Brian Griffin
“It’s not enough to succeed; others must fail.”
– Stewie Griffin
“I’m not fat. I’m big-boned.”
– Peter Griffin
“Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.”
– Roger Meyers Jr
“I’m not a hero. Heroes don’t share their opiates with their friends. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some oxycontin to smoke.”
– Brian Griffin
“I don’t mind making fun of fat people, but you can’t call them lazy.”
– Peter Griffin
“I’m not wearing a diaper. You’re wearing a diaper.”
– Stewie Griffin
“Sweetie, it’s not you, it’s me. You’re a wonderful person. I think we should just be friends.”
– Lois Griffin
“You know, I was going to be a cat, but my tail would have knocked everything off the coffee table.”
– Brian Griffin
“This is more awkward than a birthday party at the Lee’s.”
– Quagmire
“I was going to, but then I realized I didn’t want to.”
– Peter Griffin
“Don’t make me run! I’m full of chocolate!”
– Brian Griffin
“And I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.”
– Peter Griffin
“You’re just jealous because I can use a tampon and you can’t.”
– Stewie Griffin
“Do these effectively hide my thunder?”
– Stewie Griffin
“Oh, that’s the place that’s doing all those children’s parties. I hear they’re pretty… pretty good.”
– Peter Griffin
“I love watching people read. It’s like watching idiots comprehend things.”
– Stewie Griffin
“What is this, and how can I make money off it?”
– Peter Griffin
“Oh, my God! I have never been so exhilarated! And I was in that fat guy’s man-boob for, like, an hour!”
– Stewie Griffin
“You got my hopes up, and then you just drop me on my ass. You’re like a mom in a war movies.”
– Peter Griffin
“Well, you know what my favorite part of a baseball game is? The quiet.”
– Brian Griffin
“I like your pin. I was going to get a Volvo, but the guy at the dealership was a jerk.”
– Stewie Griffin
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”
– Brian Griffin
“That’s a clown question, bro.”
– Peter Griffin
“It’s not a show about nothing. It’s a show about everything.”
– Brian Griffin
“I’m so healthy, I’m like a horse. I could run the Kentucky Derby.”
– Peter Griffin
“Yeah, I’m a guy. I do guy things.”
– Stewie Griffin
“You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.”
– Peter Griffin
“Sometimes, I think God is trying to test me.”
– Peter Griffin
“I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I’d truly like to be.”
– Peter Griffin
“Alright, I’m ready. Let’s get me some leg.”
– Quagmire
“I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere.”
– Stewie Griffin
“It’s not a lie if you believe it.”
– Peter Griffin
“You know, Meg, if you kill yourself now, you’ll probably get a full page in the yearbook.”
– Peter Griffin
“Oh, right, ’cause the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn’t make that in four months. Come on!”
– Peter Griffin
“Well, I’m not going to stand here and be insulted. I’m going to sit on my ass and be insulted.”
– Peter Griffin
“I don’t want to be one of those lame dads who doesn’t know how to take care of his kid. Like my dad.”
– Peter Griffin
“You know what really grinds my gears? People in the 19th century.”
– Peter Griffin
“It’s not a stereotype if it’s always true.”
– Peter Griffin
“Oh, that’s so cute. You and your two fathers.”
– Stewie Griffin
“If I could understand what you were saying, I’d be outraged.”
– Stewie Griffin