Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is a 1986 American teen comedy film written, co-produced, and directed by John Hughes and co-produced by Tom Jacobson. The film stars Matthew Broderick, Mia Sara, and Alan Ruck, with supporting roles from Jennifer Grey, Jeffrey Jones, Cindy Pickett, Edie McClurg, and Lyman Ward. It tells the story of a high school slacker, Ferris, who skips school with his best friend, Cameron, and his girlfriend, Sloane, for a day in Chicago, and regularly breaks the fourth wall to explain his techniques and inner thoughts.
Here is a collection of Ferris Bueller Quotes from the movie.
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
– Ferris Bueller
“I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
– Ferris Bueller
“The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school.”
– Ferris Bueller
“The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”
– Ferris Bueller
“Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”
– Ferris Bueller
“They bought it. Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.”
– Ferris Bueller
“A person should not believe in an ‘-ism,’ he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, ‘I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.'”
– Ferris Bueller
“Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.”
– Ferris Bueller
“Look, it’s real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we’ll take off.”
– Ferris Bueller
“Here’s where Cameron goes berserk.”
– Ferris Bueller
“You killed the car.”
– Ferris Bueller
“I don’t trust this kid any further than I can throw him.”
“I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”
– Ferris Bueller
“What are you interested in?” “Nothing.”
– Ferris Bueller
“Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we’d like to play a little tune for you. It’s one of my personal favorites and I’d like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn’t think he’s seen anything good today – Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.”
– Ferris Bueller
“We’re pinched for sure.”
– Ferris Bueller
“You’re still here? It’s over! Go home! Go!”
– Ferris Bueller
“They make me look like an ass is what they make me look like. This is ridiculous. If this door is locked, then how can we get out? It’s- it’s gotta be open.”
– Ferris Bueller
“If you’re not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.”
– Ferris Bueller
“Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules, right now we’d be in gym?”
– Ferris Bueller
“I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?”
– Ferris Bueller
“Cameron has never been in love – at least, nobody’s ever been in love with him. If things don’t change for him, he’s gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she’s gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence.”
– Ferris Bueller
“You’re still here? It’s over! Go home! Go!”
– Ferris Bueller
“There is no right or wrong. There’s only popular opinion.”
– Ferris Bueller
“Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.”
– Simone Adamley
“I said it before and I’ll say it again: Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
– Ferris Bueller
“My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”
– Rumor Mill
“I did have a test today. That wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
– Ferris Bueller
“Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.”
– Grace
“You can never go too far.”
– Ferris Bueller
“They bought it. Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.”
– Ferris Bueller
“I weep for the future.”
– Economics Teacher
“Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.”
– Ferris Bueller
“It’s not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.”
– Ferris Bueller
“The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do?’ The question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?'”
– Ferris Bueller
“Isms, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.”
– Ferris Bueller
“I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”
– Ferris Bueller
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