Letterkenny is a Canadian sitcom created by Jared Keeso and directed by Jacob Tierney, with both being its developers and primary writers. And here are some awesome list of quotes from Letterkenny series.
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Letterkenny Quotes
“Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like your pants are doin’ it for ya.”
– Letterkenny
“It’s like algebra. Why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?”
– Letterkenny
“If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian goose, then you have a problem with me.”
– Letterkenny
“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t ya, bud?”
– Letterkenny
“You were homeschooled. Your mom does a great job.”
– Letterkenny
“What’s up with your fucking body hair, big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.”
– Letterkenny
“You ever been to Tim Horton’s during the lunch rush? It’s basically Thunderdome.”
– Letterkenny
“I’m all about freedom of the press, but you gotta remember, I also believe in freedom of the ass.”
– Letterkenny
“I’m a little gassed, I’m not gonna lie to ya. I’m a little fucking gassed.”
– Letterkenny
“You have to pass the test to get your license. What’s the test? You have to drive with a donkey for a week without losing your shit.”
– Letterkenny
“Is your running back wearing lipstick?”
– Letterkenny
“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t ya, bud?”
– Letterkenny
“I need you to take about 20% off the top there, Squirrelly Dan.”
– Letterkenny
“Why don’t you take about 20% off her there, Squirrely Dan?”
– Letterkenny
“You’re not short, you’re fun-sized.”
– Letterkenny
“Let’s take about 5 to 10% off ‘er over there, eh?”
– Letterkenny
“Allegedly, I like to fight. Allegedly.”
– Letterkenny
“Ain’t no reason to get excited; the thief he kindly spoke.”
– Letterkenny
“To live outside the law, you must be honest.”
– Letterkenny
“You sure about that? You sure about that, Chief?”
– Letterkenny
“How’re ya now? Good’n’you? Not’s’bad.”
– Letterkenny
“Wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.”
– Letterkenny
“Fight like a dairy farmer.”
– Letterkenny
“Figure it out.”
– Letterkenny
“Get this guy a puppers.”
– Letterkenny
“Crush a few sandos.”
– Letterkenny
“He’s a bit of a snooze.”
– Letterkenny
“I’m spare parts.”
– Letterkenny
“Pitter-patter, let’s get at’er.”
– Letterkenny
“You’re a fucking ostrich.”
– Letterkenny
“I’m allergic to minis.”
– Letterkenny
“Ferda.”
– Letterkenny
“I’m way up, Wayne. I feel blessed.”
– Letterkenny
“This isn’t awkward, is it?”
– Letterkenny
“Nobody likes a tit-fucker.”
– Letterkenny
“Wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.”
– Letterkenny
“Why don’t you take about 20% off there, Super Chief?”
– Letterkenny
“You should have no problem passing the D.”
– Letterkenny
“Not to be a facetious little bitch, but your breath smells like silage.”
– Letterkenny
“Not my pig, not my farm.”
– Letterkenny
“Life’s always greener on the other side, if it’s brown, well then you’re in luck.”
– Letterkenny
“If you’re gonna fight your life, you better be ready to fight for your life.”
– Letterkenny
“You gotta earn your keep, earn your keep.”
– Letterkenny
“Pull your finger out of your ass, Riley.”
– Letterkenny
“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t ya, bud?”
– Letterkenny
“When life gives you lemons, beat the fuck out of it.”
– Letterkenny
“The harder the pull, the sweeter the nut.”
– Letterkenny
“If you win a million bucks on a game show, the government makes you pay taxes on it.”
– Letterkenny
“Respect is earned, not given.”
– Letterkenny
“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t ya, bud?”
– Letterkenny
“You have a face for radio.”
– Letterkenny