Napoleon Dynamite is a 2004 American independent coming of age teen comedy film produced by Jeremy Coon, Chris Wyatt and Sean Covel, written by Jared and Jerusha Hess and directed by Jared Hess. The film stars Jon Heder in the role of the titular character, a nerdy high-school student who deals with several dilemmas: befriending an immigrant who wants to be class president, awkwardly pursuing a romance with a fellow student, and living with his quirky family.
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Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
“Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!”
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“Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!”
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“Vote for Pedro.”
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“Lucky.”
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“It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.”
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“I don’t even have any skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!”
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“I caught you a delicious bass.”
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“Idiot!”
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“You’re gonna eat your food.”
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“Well, nobody’s going to go out with me!”
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“I’m Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.”
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“Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.”
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“Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!”
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“What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?”
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“Make yourself a dang quesadilla!”
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“Do the chickens have large talons?”
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“Napoleon, give me some of your tots.”
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“I’m trying to earn money for college.”
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“You’re just jealous ’cause I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.”
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“You ever take it off any sweet jumps?”
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“Tina, you fat lard, eat your dinner!”
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“What the heck are you even talking about?”
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“I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that because you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
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“Your mom goes to college.”
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